It has been a while since I have written here, but lately I have come across a new frustration; the charismatic movement. The charismatic movement has a few years behind them, however it is only in the last 30 years that they have started growing at tremendous rates. Churches like Hillsong are drawing in thousands of people in including young, impressionable teenagers and young adults only to tell them about how they do not need to continually repent, and that all you need to do to get to heaven is try cry and get emotional in one of Joel Osteen’s “sermons”. (It’s a bit of an exaggeration but you get the point, I pray.)

My frustrations with the charismatic church start here:

1: The lies being told within “sermons”. Thou does not need to continually repent as God can “no longer see” your sins once you become saved? Why then does Jesus instruct the disciples to repent in the Lord’s prayer? Why does Simon Peter weep and repent for denying Jesus? Should I keep lying, and stealing, and murdering, and committing adultery because it’s ok to God because I am apparently ‘saved’??? The logic is fallible and these days, people will believe anything they get told.

2: Church, is not “church”. Church, run by the charismatics, is not when you sit in silence and reflection while you are listening to God speaking to you, or singing to God in praise. Instead, idiots like Joseph Prince are telling you about how much of a softball Jesus is while you scream and applaud and shout ‘Amen’, and sing songs about how much you are on top of the world. I think ‘party’ or ‘Sunday morning social club’ would suit it better.

3: Numbers and money: This sums up not all, but many charismatic churches. I remember watching a show and the story was about Kenneth Copland asking his congregation for money so that he can buy his own private jet. Now, his reasoning for this, was so that ‘he didn’t have to use public planes which might delay him from sharing the gospel around the world’. How ridiculous! And how will this be possible? Numbers. Simple. Whilst people were paying this liar money for his private jet, he was sitting in his chair going “haha! we got ’em! That whole God thing worked like a dream!” you’ll be surprised how many charismatic pastors have their own private jets…

4: How they stereotype conservatives. To them, we are bigoted, too out-of-date in our thinking, and spend most of our time being negative in our theology and telling people constantly that they will go to Hell after they die. After talking to someone I know, he has confirmed this to me and he is a charismatic. He stated, “I think I know your problem. You focus too much on the negative”. Of course he thinks this! He wouldn’t last 3 services at my church! Know why? Because at my church you aren’t going to get told what you want to hear! You will be told the TRUTH. (A large difference, guaranteed.)

5: You will often find that while there is emotion flying around in the church hall and people are in tears, you will often find that right after the service, it stops right after the service ends. And I mean it actually stops. It’s as if God wiped away every tear from everyone’s eyes at once. Upon other observation, charismatics tend to go back to their sinful, ungodly ways during the week. Swearing, for example, permitted during the week. See the logic?

My intent is not to serve hate, but rather to raise awareness for what is going on in the contemporary church. You may be wondering by now, what evidence I have for this? I can only speak from personal experience. When I moved from one state to another, My family struggled for nearly four years in finding a theologically stable church largely due to damage from the charismatic movement. We heard lines like “I love it when Alan gives me these topics to preach on, because then I get to talk about sex again” in so called, ‘sermons’, whilst the congregation laughed. People cannot be given rubbish talk like this!

Recently, the head pastor of the Presbyterian Church in Queensland, Australia, was challenged by one of his own elders due to his theology (which I really do not blame him for) and the head pastor ended up losing, as more elders finally rose up against him, and chose to resign from the Presbytery. The following Sunday morning, this pastor told his congregation that ‘The Presbytery forced him to resign’, and thus, 120 people walked out of the building immediately.

This madness cannot continue.

Protestants: it is so easy to generalise, is it not? But is it right? Over the past couple weeks I have been reading the posts on this site, and there are lots of things that I agree on, and I am also learning a lot about what the Roman Catholic Church teaches. However, I am seeing too much generalisation when speaking about Protestants.

How many groups are in the Protestant Church? most will say about 30,000. Lutherans, Presbyterians, Baptists, the Dutch Reformed, just to name a few.

But guess what? There are even separations WITHIN the denominations. The separation is this: Reformed, and not Reformed. Traditional, and Contemporary.

When I moved to a different state, myself and my family were appalled with what the Presbyterian Church has been getting up to. They are going hard-core contemporary. Church is slowing becoming a Sunday morning rock concert where you have your emotions targeted with a “sermon” from a preacher who is a hypocrite. Babies are taking part in communion, and I mean 6 month old babies, I wouldn’t lie about that. These are small pieces of information with what the contemporary movement is getting up to.

I have been raised in the Reformed Church my whole life, and I praise the Lord for that. We have one or two musical instruments at most, and are played quietly enough so that they don’t overpower the congregation’s singing. We sing only hymns, not praise songs. The style of preaching is called expository preaching. Meaning the preacher gets a piece of Scripture, or a topic, and delves right into the heart of it. It is a really good way of preaching. And the Reformed church is a lot more devout, I can guarantee you.

This is why I get upset when I hear someone like Patrick (bearing in mind I have nothing against him) say something like, “Protestants say Catholics worship Mary.” Protestants like myself are called Reformed for a reason. We know how it all works. Just don’t bother talking about theology to someone from one of Hillsong’s Church. If you drive there, the road you’re driving on is going to Hell.